Baaj is bored out of his mind and he wants you to know it.
He is B
to the ORED.
He’s got some new tricks in his repertoire:
1. Open the door, I need to go downstairs
2. Changed my mind, I need to be upstairs
3. Excuse me, do you happen to have any green grass?
This is his latest trick: sleeping by the back door just in case you’re heading out to greener pastures – he’s ready to go!